You Wanna Hear a Dirty Joke?

You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.
You wanna hear a dirtier joke?
He got back up and fell back down.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with Bubbles.
You wanna hear the dirtest joke so far?

Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

President Bush was looking for a call girl

One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, $200.
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."

life as it is.....

Sometimes in life,
you have no excuse for being late,
have no reason to curse fate.
life changes the hands of the clock,
leaving you no keys to unlock.
with changing times wounds heal,
again changes the stopped film reel.
after darkness there is light,
everything that was wrong will turn right.

7pm 13/04/09

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