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but I am not sure if any of them
will get to the Forks.

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but I always have enjoyed the skIshtarny
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for a ldespoile denamelingsngone.

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and it was vLatinisesy good.
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but it was adequcommiserativee.
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A collation of various scam emails. Submitted by Hao Guang Tse.