Showing posts with label warning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label warning. Show all posts
Monday, November 16, 2015
Joy
Remove all sharp objects from jumper!
Do not use when smoking!
Do not use with high blood pressure!
Do not use during pregnancy!
Do not use when suffering!
Do not use somersaults!
Use only bare foots!
The warning notice packaged with a trampoline kit from the Big Bounce trampoline company. Submitted by Emma Neale.
Friday, June 12, 2015
The Seven Deadly Chairs
THE CHURCH WOULD BE MUCH OBLIGED
IF YOU WOULD NOT
STACK THE GREY CHAIRS ANY MORE THAN
SIX DEEP
THIS IS A HEALTH AND SAFETY MATTER
THANK YOU
From a notice at the Central Methodist Church, Todmorden, West Yorkshire, 17th March 2015. Exactly as it appeared. Submitted by Tim Benjamin.
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