Being right:

Being right:                                  

The wind,it's gushing into my hair,          

it's a bright,bright sunny day.               

Feels like I was never there,                    

feels like it never occurred today...         

Dollops of warmth n dollops of love,       

contrasting with it,there is hatred n utterance of clever words.    
Step by step a thoughtful journey,        

so pretentious,so justified,needs no attorney...                          
Right and wrong two sides of the same coin,                             rather be correct in your own eyes!      

Being correct Is one thing,being true is another,

be what you want to be,but once you fall down in perception,you never succeed to rise!

the difference between Potentially and Realistically

A son asked his father, �Dad, what's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?�
The Father replied, �If you really want to know, go ask your mother if she'll sleep with Robert Redford for one million dollars, and then go ask your sister if she'll sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. And then go ask your brother if he'll sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars, and then come back to me and tell me what you found out.�
So the son goes to his mom and says, �Mom, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?� and the mom says �For a Million Dollars, Hell yeah, I would, I've been wanting to forever.�
So the son goes to his sister and asks her if she'll sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars and the sister says �Oh man, would I ever. I'd Love To.�
So then the son goes to his brother and says, �Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?� and the brother says, �Hmm...for a million dollars, well...a million dollars is a lot of money, so...yeah I guess I'd do it for a million dollars�
So the boy goes back to his dad and the dad says to his son, �Well, what did you find out?�
His son replies, �Well, we're Potentially sitting on three million dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts and a fag.�

He means business!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks -�and how much money do you make a week?�
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, �I make $200.00 a week. Why?�
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - �here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!�
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - �does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?�
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - �Pizza delivery guy.�

Advanced Medicine

An Israeli doctor said, �Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.�
A German doctor said �That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.�
A Russian doctor said, �In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.�
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said �Hah! We can take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day!�

Dog Poker

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed that three men and a dog were playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. �This is a very smart dog,� the man commented.
�He's not so smart,� said one of the irked players. �Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.�

Wonder Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says, �Here's a pill for English literature.�
The student swallows the pill and has new knowledge about English literature!
Impressed, he asks, �What else do you have?�
�Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history,� replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, swallows them, and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks, �Do you have a pill for math?�
The pharmacist says, �Wait just a moment.� He goes back into the storeroom and returns with a whopper of a pill that he plunks on the counter.
�I have to take that huge pill for math?� inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied, �Well, you know--math always was a little hard to swallow.�

cheating wife

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en-route to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act.
The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.
The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, �Don't do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat�he did!�
The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, �What would you do in a case like this?�
The cabbie smiled, and said,

I'd cover him up before he catches cold.