Advanced Medicine

An Israeli doctor said, �Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.�
A German doctor said �That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.�
A Russian doctor said, �In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.�
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said �Hah! We can take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day!�