While sportfishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, �Are there any gators around here?�
�Now,� the man hollered back, �they ain't been around for years!�
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward shore. About halfway there, he called out again.
�how'd you get rid of the gators?�
�We didn't do nothing',� the beachcomber said.
�Really?� asked the tourist.
�Didn't have to. The sharks got 'em!�
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