A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
�Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before.�
�Find Amelia Earhart yet?�
�Can you hear me NOW?�
�Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!�
�Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?�
�You know, in some states, we're now legally married.�
�Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?�
�You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....�
�Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!�
�If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!�
�Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.�
�You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?�
�Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?�
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