A drunken fisherman stumbled upon a baptism service at the river where he fished and walked out in the water to where the minister stood.
The minister turned to the drunk and said, �Mister, are you ready to find Jesus ?�
The drunk looks at the preacher and says, �Ya Rev, I sure am.�
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water, pulls him up asking, �Have you found Jesus ?�
The drunk replies, �No.�
So the preacher dunks him a bit longer, pulls him up and again asks, �Did you find Jesus ?�
To the drunks reply of No, the minister gets disgusted, pushes the man under the water for about 30 seconds, pulls him up and asks in a harsh voice, �Now, my good man, have you found Jesus yet ?�
The old fisherman wipes his eyes, spits out some water and says to the minister, � NO, and are you sure this is where he fell in?�
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