Monkey Business

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said �I wish you could talk.�
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
�You can understand what I'm saying?� asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
�Well, did you see this?�
�Yes,� motioned the monkey.
�What happened?�
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
�They were drinking?� asked the officer.
�Yes.�
�What else?�
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
�They were smoking marijuana?�
�Yes.�
�What else?�
The monkey motioned �Screwing.�
�They were screwing, too?� asked the astounded officer.
�Yes.�
�Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked.�
�Yes.�
�What were you doing during all this?�
�Driving� motioned the monkey.