After the last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, �Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything.�
She said, �I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.�
I told her, �Hell, that's what the beer was for.�
I don't think she'll be back.
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