Saturday, December 12, 2009

According to the dictionary


A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times, and screws her many times as well and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, �where�s my money?�
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says �gets paid for sex.�
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, �Eats shoots and leaves!�

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