Your wife fell out of your car?

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
�So,� says the cop to the driver, �where have you been?�
�I've been to the sports bar,� slurs the drunk.
�Well,� says the cop, �it looks like you've had quite a few.�
�I did all right,� the drunk says with a smile.
�Did you know,� says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, �that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?�
�Oh, thank heavens,� sighs the drunk. �For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.�