500 Dollars

One guy was walking down the street, and on his way he sees a beautiful chick with a very short skirt.
A guy approaches her and says to her, �My god, you're so hot. With this kind of look I've got to fuck you. Nothing can be avoided, and no matter what, I've got to fuck you.�
The chick is very shocked and she asks him, �What? In the middle of the street?�
The guy answers, �I've got to do it at the primary opportunity. So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the floor and while you pick it up, I'll be able to do everything I want. OK?�
The lady seems to look intense. Then she decides to call her friend. She told her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, �It's not a big problem - as long as you pick up the $500, it would last a long time until he gets his fireman out of his pants... Just take the money & run.� The next day the same friend sees the lady walking like an old woman.
The friend asks her, �What happened to you?�
The lady answered nervously, �That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in Quarters...�