Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Would You Remarry?


�Darling,� a husband whispered to his wife late one night, �if I died, would you get married again?�
�I suppose so,� she replied.
�Would you sleep in the same bed with him?�
�Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice.�
�Would you make love to him?�
�Honey,� the woman said patiently, �he would be my husband.�
�Would you give him my car?�
�No,� she yawned, �He can't drive a stick shift.

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