Youll Lose Your Mind

A man took his wife to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. After an examination, the doctor took the husband aside and said, �I have bad news. There is nothing I can do to help. Your wife has lost her mind completely.�
�I guess I shouldn't be surprised,� the man responded calmly. �After all, she has been giving me a piece of it every day for the last thirty-five years.�