A tourist is picked up by a cab in New York on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, �Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!�
The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a �little tap� could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, �Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, �Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!�
The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a �little tap� could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, �Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!
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