An Eagle Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Cowboy Fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
Eagle Fan ignores the Dallas fan who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Cowboy Fan: �You Eagle folk eat the whole bread?�
Eagle Fan (in a bad mood): �Of course.�
Cowboy Fan: (after blowing a huge bubble) �We don't. In Dallas, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pennsylvania.�
The Cowboy Fan has a smirk on his face. The Eagle Fan listens.
The Cowboy Fan persists: �Do you eat jelly with the bread?�
Eagle Fan: �Of Course.�
Cowboy Fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) �We don't. In Dallas we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pennsylvania.�
The Eagle Fan then asks: �Do you have sex in Dallas?�
Cowboy Fan: �Why of course we do,� he says with a big smirk.
Eagle Fan: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?�
Cowboy Fan: �We throw them away, of course.�
Eagle Fan: �We don't. In Pennsylvania, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Dallas.�
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