The 3 Old-Timers..

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
�Sixty is the worst age to be,� announced the 60 year old, �you always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!�
�Ah, that's nothing,� said the 60 year old.�When you're 70, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out !�
�Actually,� said the eighty year old, �Eighty is the worst age of all.�
�Do you have trouble peeing too?� asked the sixty year old.
�No ... Not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse - no problem at all.�
�Do you have trouble taking a crap?� asked the 70 year old.
�No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30.�
With great exasperation, the 60 year old said �Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six thirty.
What's so tough about being eighty ?�
To which the eighty year old replied, �I don't wake up until ten!�