Tuesday, December 15, 2009

We're fucking monkeys


A lion, sleeping in the jungle, is woken by the sound of loud laughter. Rousing himself, he goes to investigate and, behind a batch of trees, finds a group of elephants roaring with delight.
�What's going on?� asks the lion.
Tears rolling down his face, the nearest elephant replies, �We're fucking monkeys!� .
�Big deal�, says the lion. �I�ve done that hundreds of times. I've never had this kind of reaction!� .
�Well,� says the elephant, �they don't explode when YOU fuck 'em!�

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