Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Naughty Nuns

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, �Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.�
He asked how.
She said �I saw a man�s private part.� He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, �Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.�
He asked how.
�I touched a man�s private parts.� He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, �I�m not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.�

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