My Wife..

A man complains to a friend, �I can't take it anymore.�
�What's wrong?� his concerned friend asks.
�It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!�
�You mean hysterical,� his friend said, chuckling.
�No, I mean HISTORICAL,� the man insists.
�Every argument we have, she'll go ..� I still remember that time when you ...�