Autograph Collection

After a game between the Lakers and the Sonics a little six year old boy impressed by Patrick Ewing went up to him and said �Patrick could you please sign your autograph on my shirt?�
Patrick said, �Yeah sure. That's a nice dog you have, what's its name?�
�Well,� the little boy said, �I use to call it Kennedy but, my Dad said I can't because it would be disrespectful to the greatest president this country has ever seen.�
So Patrick asked, �What's its name now�
�I was going to call it Patrick Ewing but, my Dad said I can't.�
�Why would your father let you call it Patrick Ewing� Patrick asked.
The little boy said, �Oh well he said, it would be disrespectful to the dog...�