Where's My Rolex???!!!!!

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
�Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!�, he whined.
�You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!� retorted the officer, �You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!�
�Oh my gaaad....�, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, �Where's my Rolex?�