The Super Sale!

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person �How much are the washer and dryer?�
�Five dollars for both of them,� the salesman said.
�Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!� the man replied sarcastically.
�No, that's the price,� the salesman said, �Do you want to buy them or not?�
�Yeah, I'll take them!� the customer responded.
He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and sub woofers.
�How much?� he asked.
�Five dollars for the system,� the salesman answered.
�Is it stolen?� the guy asks.
�No,� said the salesman, �It's brand new, do you want it or not?�
�Sure,� the customer replied. He looked around some more.
Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor.
�How much?�
�Five dollars,� was the familiar response.
�I'll take that too!� the man said.
As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him, �Why are your prices so cheap?�
The salesman said, �Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife. What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!�