A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you arrive on any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign. �Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?�
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
�Hmmm, better.� says the woman. �But, I wonder what's further up?�
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.
�Wow,� says the woman, �very tempting. BUT, there must be better further up!�
And, again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
�Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
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