Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Getting Your Fill



Two West Virginia football coaches were driving down the road when they noticed they needed some gas. They started looking for a gas station when they saw a sign that read 'Free Sex with Fill up.'
They decided to pull in and told the attendant to, �fill 'er up.� After he was done the attendant went to the window and said that it would be $18.00 for the gas.
They paid and as the attendant started to walk away the driver yelled �What about my free sex?�
The attendant rolled his eyes and went to the window and said, �OK, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10.�
The driver said, �6.�
The attendant said �No, the answer was 3, sorry.�
As the attendant started to walk off the passenger said, �Give me a try.�
The attendant said 'OK.' The passenger said, �7.�
And the attendant said �No, I told you the answer was 3.�
The driver then sped off and the passenger looked over and said, �I think that game was rigged, there is no way to win.�
The driver replied, �Uh, Uh, my wife won three times last week.�

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