A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He hears of a very good one in England, and goes to see him.
The surgeon examines him, thought a while, and says, �yes, I can help you.�
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, - �You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!�
�Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.�
�Are you having problems hearing with your new ears?� asks the Doc.
�No, Doc... I can hear just fine... But I don't understand a thing!�
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