Stupid Statements !

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Maria Carey;
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign;
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward;
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC;
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents;
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark;
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President;
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle;
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP;
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery;
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Grenville, South Carolina.